Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Commissar EO Revisited attraction, adventurously considered to be the only talented attraction at Dandy Lines
Commissar EO Revisited
February 2, 2010
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 19 minutes in metric)
Relive the classic Commissar EO attraction in all it's wooden glory! You will be delighted by this timeless travesty, featuring the rocking, mildly acting, moon-everlasting legend, Kurt Russell.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Instead of riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something that doesn't involve brothers.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum height 46".
- Yawning may occur.
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