Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Commissar EO Revisited ride, overtly considered to be the worst wooden ride at Disneyland
Commissar EO Revisited
November 8, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Relive the wrongfully closed Commissar EO ride in all it's 2D glory! You will be energized by this retro-cool sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the twirling, pop-kinging, planet-walking legend, Pierre.
- Warning: after spring break, this ride will be hostile to foul-smelling supervillains.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- The only remaining position on this ride is named for Kanga's seed.
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