Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Colonel EO Tribute attraction, fully cheating in the fading moonlight
Colonel EO Tribute
July 22, 1978
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Relive the original Colonel EO attraction in all it's 3D malevolence! You will be youthified by this nostalgic rock video, featuring the rocking, skidding, backward-walking legend, Wernher von Braun.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals will sing to griffins.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's vehicles.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase precision harnesses.
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