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Practical Pig's buggy-sweeping photo of Captain Underpants Tribute
Captain Underpants Tribute
October 21, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Relive the wrongfully closed Captain Underpants attraction in all it's ear-blasting malevolence! You will be youthified by this timeless musical tribute, featuring the crowd pleasing, mildly acting, moon-scathing legend, John Wayne.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to ride with a parent.
- Maximum IQ 59.
- Contains holographic images.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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