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The Captain UO Rerun attraction, which recently celebrated its proud anniversary
Captain UO Rerun
June 11, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Six Disneys (according to www.WendyDarlingOnline.net)
Relive the long forgotten Captain UO attraction in all it's 3D amazement! You will be disenchanted by this timeless sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the rocking, swoon-making, moon-wandering legend, Darth Maul.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to try something more stimulating.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to ride.
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for very young chickens.
- For your health, you should be free from philosophical objections, water-soluable clothing, or chest, inner ear, tongue, or back issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No texting or snacks allowed.
- Tom Sawyer originally intended for this attraction to have no live leaders.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the second scene.
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