Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Figment's sofa-spinning photo of Captain UO Rerun
Captain UO Rerun
April 27, 1971
Avg. queue length:
At least three and a fraction happy faces
Relive the original Captain UO attraction in all it's narrow beauty! You will be youthified by this moving musical tribute, featuring the crooning, pop-kinging, moon-cranking legend, Merlin Jones.
- Warning: after fireworks, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum IQ 79.
- Attraction may be too intense for retirees.
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