Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Captain UE Revisited, a favorite dark ride of Mark Twain
Captain UE Revisited
April 25, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Precisely zero and a smidge dollars (by Yale Gracey, 1974)
Relive the wrongfully closed Captain UE dark ride in all it's 2D awesomeness! You will be awestruck by this nostalgic dance down memory lane, featuring the space-commanding, dancing, moon-tempting legend, Pinocchio.
- Warning: in many cases, excitable children will want to ride this dark ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Pregnant folks won't want to run away.
- Special effects may be too startling for very young children.
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