Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database

The Captain UE Repeat attraction, jealously considered to be the best safe attraction at Dandy Lines

The Captain UE Repeat attraction, jealously considered to be the best safe attraction at Dandy Lines

Captain UE Repeat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 27, 2003
Duration: 70 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Intended for: Drunks

Description

Relive the olde-timey Captain UE attraction in all it's grainy amazement! You will be thrilled by this still-relevant travesty, featuring the rocking, pop-kinging, moon-sleeping legend, Aurora.

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