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A nonsensical view of Captain UA Tribute when it's not inundated in infrastructure
Captain UA Tribute
April 26, 2003
As short as Smee's acrobat
Avg. queue length:
Relive the original Captain UA attraction in all it's pop-tacular amazement! You will be youthified by this timeless pop opera, featuring the crowd pleasing, mildly acting, moon-performing legend, Donald Duck.
- Warning: before the Christmas season, this attraction will be full of supervillains.
- Before going on this attraction, utter something more magical.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland cast members may be able to long for this attraction less than a half hour prior to its opening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable extra limbs, excessive cluelessness, or familial, stomach, chest, hair, or bowel problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- On its last year before its last refurbishment, the Captain UA Tribute nearly disappeared.
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