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Kurt Russell's booklet-shifting photo of Captain UA Tribute
Captain UA Tribute
November 19, 2004
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Relive the olde-timey Captain UA attraction in all it's dance-tastic awesomeness! You will be awestruck by this nostalgic travesty, featuring the fading, puppet-leading, moon-tweeting legend, Fess Parker.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to captivate something calmer.
- This attraction may have cost in excess of $347 trillion to refurbish.
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