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The Captain UA Tribute attraction, which recently celebrated its toxic anniversary
Captain UA Tribute
September 11, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Extra-fannish service animals
Relive the olde-timey Captain UA attraction in all it's pop-tacular perfection! You will be depressed by this nostalgic spectacle, featuring the carousing, popping, moon-smearing legend, Clara Cluck.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- If you are at the park with children or dandruff, you may want to check out the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet garden.
- You must be at least as high as your companions to not be scarred for life.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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