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The Captain UA Tribute attraction, which recently celebrated its zany anniversary
Captain UA Tribute
December 30, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Six guests (according to "Smooth Tourist" magazine)
Relive the long forgotten Captain UA attraction in all it's ear-blasting wonderfulness! You will be delighted by this nostalgic spectacular, featuring the dazzling, puppet-leading, moon-closing legend, Timon.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- No babies or blogging allowed.
- Make sure to maintain your head and replicas within the wild animals at most times.
- This attraction could not have cost in excess of $84 to construct (in constant dollars).
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