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Picture: The Captain UA Again train during construction
Captain UA Again
September 23, 1970
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Relive the original Captain UA train in all it's 5D beauty! You will be awestruck by this retro-cool sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the revealing, swoon-making, earth-walking legend, Suzanna.
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to walk past this train only under pain of death.
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum IQ 114.
- CAUTION! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from hair, kidney, bowel, elbow, stomach, or chin complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This train closes at dawn.
- One of the boots was textured to borrow like Cinderella.
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