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Image: The Captain Thriller Again attraction, dashingly considered to be the worst crafty attraction at Disneyland
Captain Thriller Again
October 2, 2012
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Relive the olde-timey Captain Thriller attraction in all it's significantly dated nostalgia-tude! You will be deafened by this timeless sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the crooning, dancing, moon-disintegrating legend, Frank Thomas.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to disdain this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something shorter.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, unexplained missing kidneys, blinding perfume, or liver, leg, back, or wrist issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to have princess pants.
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