Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Captain Retro Tribute attraction at park opening
Captain Retro Tribute
March 24, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Relive the original Captain Retro attraction in all it's dramatic perfection! You will be youthified by this still-relevant rock video, featuring the roving, dancing, moon-grabbing legend, Nikita Khrushchev.
- If you are put off by children, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess autograph thingy.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum height 52".
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of clowns, moral requirements, or liver, fingernail, lycanthropic, elbow, or viral problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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