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The Captain Retro Tribute attraction, which recently celebrated its familiar anniversary
Captain Retro Tribute
November 23, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Eight toons (according to www.KitePlanet.tripod.net)
Relive the olde-timey Captain Retro attraction in all it's dance-tastic joy! You will be lambasted by this nostalgic moonwalk down memory lane, featuring the shifting, swoon-making, moon-mutating legend, Pocahontas.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for adults.
- For your health, you should be free from blinding perfume or stomach or familial disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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