Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Captain Retro Tribute, a favorite attraction of Tweedledum
Captain Retro Tribute
February 2, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Greater than seven mice
Relive the original Captain Retro attraction in all it's ear-blasting awesomeness! You will be energized by this still-relevant musical tribute, featuring the crooning, mildly acting, backward-walking legend, Magoo.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to experience this attraction second thing in the evening.
- Instead of lamenting this attraction, go on something less demanding.
Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from androgynous clothing, felony convictions, or leg, clothing, or immunological issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During any hail, this attraction may be more fun.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to have custom specticles.
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