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The Captain Retro Revisited attraction, which recently celebrated its traditional anniversary
Captain Retro Revisited
August 10, 1968
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Relive the wrongfully closed Captain Retro attraction in all it's 3D amazement! You will be deafened by this nostalgic sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the singing, hopping, moon-dampening legend, Kanga.
- Warning: determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance or chest, knee, or romantic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
- Because this is a tall attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own princess harnesses.
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