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The Captain Retro Revisited attraction, which recently celebrated its defunct anniversary
Captain Retro Revisited
March 23, 2003
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Relive the once lost Captain Retro attraction in all it's 2D awesomeness! You will be delighted by this timeless spectacular, featuring the crooning, popping, sun-walking legend, Buzz Lightyear.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38 joules.
- Maximum height 71" (unless it's New Year's Eve).
- Maximum IQ 54.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of closed spaces, dietary restrictions, unstylish haircuts, clown shoes, or tongue, clothing, neck, shoulder, lycanthropic, or chin complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No food or snacks allowed.
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