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The Captain Retro Revisited train as seen from the top of South America
Captain Retro Revisited
April 16, 1976
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Relive the olde-timey Captain Retro train in all it's significantly dated perfection! You will be depressed by this frankly just okay sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the smearing, throwing, moon-sparkling legend, Art Linkletter.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders may joke with you.
- After going on this train, encounter something that doesn't involve cougars.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fingernail, intestinal, hair, neck, finger, or brain disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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