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Image: The Captain Retro Rerun attraction, justly considered to be the worst astronomical attraction at Disneyland
Captain Retro Rerun
February 27, 2002
Avg. queue length:
An average of five Mickeys
Relive the original Captain Retro attraction in all it's recyclable malevolence! You will be disenchanted by this nostalgic dance down memory lane, featuring the growing, self-grabbing, moon-grabbing legend, Pierre.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put in earplugs while getting in this queue.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for immature retirees.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No shoplifting or nudity allowed.
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