Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Captain Retro Repeat attraction, October 26, 2012, 3:01 a.m.
Captain Retro Repeat
February 14, 2005
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Relive the wrongfully closed Captain Retro attraction in all it's grainy perfection! You will be awestruck by this nostalgic sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the singing, dancing, earth-walking legend, Columbia.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to disdain this attraction in the morning.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to ride.
- Attraction may be too intense for immature tweens.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing or hair, social, ankle, blood, or finger problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and computers within the vehicle at significant times.
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