Massive Verneland Attraction Database
The Captain Retro Again attraction, November 21, 1964, 1:04 a.m.
Captain Retro Again
August 7, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Relive the olde-timey Captain Retro attraction in all it's ear-blasting magnificence! You will be thrilled by this still-relevant spectacle, featuring the lifting, puppet-leading, muppet-walking legend, Chip.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along allowed.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, viewers are required to purchase themed waivers.
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