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The Captain Picard Tribute attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the only colloquial attraction at Disneyland
Captain Picard Tribute
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 28, 1977
Duration: 140 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes (or 41 minutes by pretending you're whole)
Description
Relive the wrongfully closed Captain Picard attraction in all it's ear-blasting magnificence! You will be disenchanted by this frankly just okay trip down memory lane, featuring the crooning, swoon-making, moon-creaking legend, Lizzie McGuire.
Touring Tips
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to find something more relaxing.
Alerts
- Expectant parents will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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