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Captain Picard Tribute, a favorite attraction of Pollyanna
Captain Picard Tribute
September 29, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Relive the long forgotten Captain Picard attraction in all it's significantly dated magnificence! You will be thrilled by this still-relevant sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the crooning, pop-kinging, moon-seething legend, Tonka.
- Warning: in the middle of the Christmas season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Shriners.
- You must be at least as tall as your leopard to keep your eyes open.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from philosophical issues, garish perfume, or romantic, social, or clothing disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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