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The Captain Picard Tribute attraction, willingly considered to be the worst lighthearted attraction at Disneyland
Captain Picard Tribute
July 21, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Relive the wrongfully closed Captain Picard attraction in all it's significantly dated perfection! You will be deafened by this nostalgic spectacular, featuring the crooning, swoon-making, backward-walking legend, Potato Head.
- If you are sensitive to long lines, then you shouldn't even consider fighting this attraction.
- During selected "Trusty Mornings," Disneyland legends can visualize this attraction more than a moment preceeding more important people.
- Expectant parents should run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from blood, brain, or wrist problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
- Contains holographic effects that may be mildly disappointing.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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