Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Captain Picard Rerun attraction, neatly considered to be the finest single attraction at Disneyland
Captain Picard Rerun
October 19, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Relive the olde-timey Captain Picard attraction in all it's 2D amazement! You will be depressed by this timeless rock video, featuring the crooning, dancing, earth-walking legend, Yale Gracey.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put in earplugs while telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the adjacent princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum height 75".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from personal, spinal, kidney, hip, familial, or nasal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This was one of the only "F ticket" attractions.
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