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The Captain Picard Again attraction, violently repositioning in the morning park light
Captain Picard Again
June 29, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Zero thumbs up
Relive the wrongfully closed Captain Picard attraction in all it's significantly dated perfection! You will be deafened by this frankly just okay spectacular, featuring the space-commanding, dancing, moon-changing legend, Kurt Russell.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- If you are visiting with children or autograph fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Stinky Pete interaction pavilion.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, unexplained allergies, projectile-vomiting propensity, or liver, hair, or stomach disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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