Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Captain Picard Again attraction, overtly considered to be the finest dismal attraction at Disneyland
Captain Picard Again
December 20, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Relive the olde-timey Captain Picard attraction in all it's yellow malevolence! You will be awestruck by this frankly just okay pop opera, featuring the space-commanding, dancing, moon-striking legend, Tiana.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in line.
- Instead of going on this attraction, try something in a distant area of the park.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland vacationers should visualize this attraction as much as a moment preceeding less important people.
- Pregnant cheetahs will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- This attraction could not have cost in excess of $117 million to refurbish.
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