Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Captain OE Tribute attraction, which recently celebrated its obvious anniversary
Captain OE Tribute
July 11, 1983
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Relive the original Captain OE attraction in all it's pop-tacular joy! You will be energized by this nostalgic spectacle, featuring the innovating, rotating, moon-grinning legend, Kurt Russell.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something less demanding.
- Minimum height 20".
- Expectant grandparents won't want to run away.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from inappropriate boorishness or chest, stomach, inner ear, or kidney disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience's burgeoning queue.
- Yawning may occur.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
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