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Alan-A-Dale's bartender-hiding photo of Captain OE Rerun
Captain OE Rerun
December 10, 1955
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
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Relive the olde-timey Captain OE attraction in all it's ear-blasting glory! You will be deafened by this still-relevant dance down memory lane, featuring the innovating, mildly acting, sun-walking legend, Thaddeus.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to enjoy this attraction in the afternoon.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, participants are required to purchase princess waivers.
- This attraction is reported to have cost in excess of $326 billion to refurbish (in today's dollars).
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