Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Captain Lameo Tribute attraction, which recently celebrated its picturesque anniversary
Captain Lameo Tribute
February 18, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Five thumbs down (according to Alan Menken, 1967)
Relive the long forgotten Captain Lameo attraction in all it's grainy magnificence! You will be lambasted by this moving travesty, featuring the crooning, swoon-making, moon-operating legend, Mara.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to talk too much to someone you find twirling, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as large as your companions to not be scarred for life.
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