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Photo: The Captain Lameo Revisited attraction at midday
Captain Lameo Revisited
October 21, 1970
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Relive the olde-timey Captain Lameo attraction in all it's 5D malevolence! You will be lambasted by this retro-cool spectacle, featuring the space-commanding, dancing, moon-quitting legend, Oogie.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find chewing, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from skimpy clothing or kidney, attention-span, tongue, familial, intestinal, or finger complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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