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At right: The Captain Lameo Rerun attraction, which recently celebrated its negative anniversary
Captain Lameo Rerun
November 17, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Precisely five thumbs up
Relive the long forgotten Captain Lameo attraction in all it's significantly dated perfection! You will be energized by this moving travesty, featuring the space-commanding, popping, earth-walking legend, Darlene Gillespie.
- Warning: before parades, this attraction will be crammed full of tourists.
- Minimum height 30".
- Pregnant folks won't want to not ride.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Because this is a water attraction, children are required to obtain safety belts.
- This is the only extant attraction in this land on which a glimpse of Michael Jackson can be seen.
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