Massive Wayneland Attraction Database
Below: The Captain Kirk Tribute dark ride, magically swinging in the shrouded park light
Captain Kirk Tribute
June 12, 1983
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Relive the long forgotten Captain Kirk dark ride in all it's evil glory! You will be lambasted by this still-relevant musical tribute, featuring the stunning, self-grabbing, asteroid-walking legend, Syndrome.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Minimum height 45".
- During bad thunder storms, this dark ride may become a water dark ride.
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