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Bambi's devil-falling photo of Captain Kirk Tribute
Captain Kirk Tribute
December 12, 2012
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Relive the wrongfully closed Captain Kirk attraction in all it's 5D perfection! You will be energized by this frankly just okay sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the crooning, popping, moon-cheating legend, Beauty.
- If this is your first visit to DisneyLand, you may have to ride this attraction with a funny hat on.
- You must be at least as big as your companions to go on.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from distracting extra limbs or familial, inner ear, immunological, viral, stomach, or chest issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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