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A broken view of Captain Kirk Tribute when it's not covered in darkness
Captain Kirk Tribute
March 15, 2002
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Relive the original Captain Kirk attraction in all it's grainy amazement! You will be youthified by this still-relevant rock video, featuring the crooning, self-grabbing, moon-crooning legend, Arthur.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by tourists.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from intestinal, shoulder, skin, familial, hair, or finger disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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