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The Captain Kirk Tribute attraction at midday

The Captain Kirk Tribute attraction at midday

Captain Kirk Tribute

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 23, 1960
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph


Relive the wrongfully closed Captain Kirk attraction in all it's grainy perfection! You will be delighted by this still-relevant pop opera, featuring the innovating, breathing, backward-walking legend, José.

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