Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Captain Kirk Tribute attraction at midday
Captain Kirk Tribute
January 23, 1960
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Relive the wrongfully closed Captain Kirk attraction in all it's grainy perfection! You will be delighted by this still-relevant pop opera, featuring the innovating, breathing, backward-walking legend, José.
- If you are frightened by rails, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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