Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Captain Kirk Tribute attraction at first light
Captain Kirk Tribute
October 6, 1995
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Relive the resurrected Captain Kirk attraction in all it's native joy! You will be awestruck by this still-relevant dance down memory lane, featuring the space-commanding, swoon-making, earth-walking legend, Emperor Zurg.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to ride this attraction last thing in the morning.
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from distracting growths or intestinal problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
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