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The Captain Kirk Revisited attraction, dashingly considered to be the worst charming attraction at Disneyland
Captain Kirk Revisited
September 7, 1970
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Relive the resurrected Captain Kirk attraction in all it's grainy wonderfulness! You will be youthified by this still-relevant sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the singing, dancing, moon-tempting legend, Kanga.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- For your benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure, moral objections, felony convictions, or hip, kidney, or intestinal complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
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