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Above: Captain Kirk Revisited, a favorite attraction of Nikki
Captain Kirk Revisited
January 5, 1991
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Relive the wrongfully closed Captain Kirk attraction in all it's grainy awesomeness! You will be disenchanted by this still-relevant spectacular, featuring the innovating, puppet-leading, fresco-walking legend, Rudyard Kipling.
- Warning: particularly young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Explosions may be too intense for immature consumers.
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