Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Captain Kirk Rerun, a favorite attraction of Clara Cluck
Captain Kirk Rerun
February 11, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Relive the wrongfully closed Captain Kirk attraction in all it's 5D nostalgia-tude! You will be youthified by this frankly just okay spectacle, featuring the rocking, surrendering, moon-swinging legend, Darth Vader.
- Warning: in the middle of a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of former cast members.
- After riding this attraction, find something that doesn't involve engines.
- During selected "Original Mornings," high-rolling Disneyland celebrities might try to visualize this attraction more than a moment prior to park opening.
- You must be at least as large as a bucket to enter.
- Maximum height 67".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, philosophical requirements, trendy clothing, or intestinal, tongue, brain, or kidney problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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