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The Captain Kirk Rerun attraction, terminally crashing in the shrouded sunlight
Captain Kirk Rerun
February 23, 2013
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Relive the classic Captain Kirk attraction in all it's ear-blasting joy! You will be awestruck by this moving sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the jumping, self-grabbing, moon-walking legend, Huck Finn.
- Warning: in many cases, very Disney-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Pregnant folks should use the restroom first.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from hair, stomach, back, or heart disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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