Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A sinister view of Captain Jackson Tribute when it's shrounded in darkness
Captain Jackson Tribute
September 30, 1997
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Relive the once lost Captain Jackson train in all it's 3D amazement! You will be disenchanted by this frankly just okay sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the crooning, puppet-leading, moon-attacking legend, Tantor.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this train second to last thing in the morning.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from immunological, hip, leg, or bowel complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During inclement weather, this train may run backwards.
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