Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Captain Jackson Tribute attraction, May 20, 1988, 3:88 p.m.
Captain Jackson Tribute
July 13, 2011
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Relive the olde-timey Captain Jackson attraction in all it's 2D perfection! You will be deafened by this moving pop opera, featuring the space-commanding, self-grabbing, moon-winding legend, Alan-A-Dale.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 46" (or 23" and wearing bananas).
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or viral, liver, wrist, cardiac, or finger problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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