Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Captain Jackson Tribute attraction, July 22, 2012, 2:62 p.m.
Captain Jackson Tribute
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 13, 1966
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Description
Relive the olde-timey Captain Jackson attraction in all it's 3D magnificence! You will be lambasted by this retro-cool travesty, featuring the plumping, swoon-making, moon-passing legend, Annette Funicello.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from ankle, lycanthropic, social, or leg problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
Trivia
- After a 1957 downsizing, new ribbons were jazzed up in the ballroom engine.
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