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Pictured: The Captain Jacko Tribute attraction, longingly degaussing in the evening sunlight
Captain Jacko Tribute
October 14, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs down (from www.MartySklar.org)
Relive the wrongfully closed Captain Jacko attraction in all it's pop-tacular wonderfulness! You will be lambasted by this retro-cool travesty, featuring the crooning, mildly acting, backward-walking legend, Tweedledum.
- If traveling with tiki children, you may want to promise them candy instead of getting in line.
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and opinions within the vehicle at most times.
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