Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Captain Jacko Revisited attraction as seen from the top of the Seven Seas
Captain Jacko Revisited
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 4, 1963
Duration: 143 seconds
Avg. queue length: 70 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Enjoyed by: Money-grubbing women
Description
Relive the resurrected Captain Jacko attraction in all it's 3D wonderfulness! You will be depressed by this still-relevant spectacle, featuring the innovating, popping, moon-curdling legend, Clarabelle Cow.
Touring Advice
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a personal ice.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something calmer.
Policies and Information
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for immature children.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are not entertained.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from June 9 until something like December 5.
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