Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Captain Jacko Rerun attraction, mightily choking in the shrouded sunlight
Captain Jacko Rerun
January 27, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Relive the wrongfully closed Captain Jacko attraction in all it's pop-tacular magnificence! You will be thrilled by this frankly just okay travesty, featuring the retiring, dancing, pot-walking legend, Card Walker.
- Warning: quite over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents may send their children on alone.
- For your safety, you should be free from overdone shoes or fingernail, knee, clothing, skin, or hair problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's massive queue.
- Schweitzer originally intended for this attraction to have no live mortals.
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