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Photo: The Captain Jack Again attraction, blandly considered to be the worst awful attraction at Disneyland
Captain Jack Again
March 8, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Relive the wrongfully closed Captain Jack attraction in all it's videotaped malevolence! You will be delighted by this moving sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the crooning, mildly acting, moon-levitating legend, Magoo.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may explode.
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