Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Captain Iowa Tribute attraction, eerily annoying in the afternoon sunlight
Captain Iowa Tribute
March 20, 1989
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Relive the once lost Captain Iowa attraction in all it's videotaped nostalgia-tude! You will be youthified by this still-relevant sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the singing, popping, earth-walking legend, Tex.
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Within this attraction can be found the rumored butterflies-only Nightclub 86 hideaway -- the only place in the park where milk is served.
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