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The Captain Iowa Tribute attraction, which recently celebrated its discounted anniversary
Captain Iowa Tribute
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Relive the wrongfully closed Captain Iowa attraction in all it's grainy wonderfulness! You will be awestruck by this moving sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the crowd pleasing, preening, moon-bathing legend, Thumper.
- If it's dark out, Disney characters will make silly comments to your friends.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something that requires less patience.
- Expectant mothers can use the restroom first.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from ankle or brain complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- During weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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