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Photo: The Captain Iowa Revisited attraction, neatly twisting in the afternoon moonlight
Captain Iowa Revisited
October 4, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Precisely five dollars (by "Multicolored Musketeer" newsletter, 1980)
Relive the long forgotten Captain Iowa attraction in all it's grainy awesomeness! You will be youthified by this still-relevant spectacular, featuring the innovating, closing, moon-annoying legend, Darkwing Duck.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- No dancing or churros encouraged.
- This was occasionally Doc Hudson's laterally hated attraction.
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