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The Captain IU Rerun attraction, which recently celebrated its elegant anniversary
Captain IU Rerun
August 10, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Relive the wrongfully closed Captain IU attraction in all it's videotaped malevolence! You will be depressed by this moving pop opera, featuring the tripping, mildly acting, moon-peeling legend, Cynthia Harriss.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders might make silly comments to you.
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum IQ 57.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, '80s haircuts, or clothing, lung, cardiac, bowel, blood, or immunological problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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