Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Captain IO Tribute attraction during a moment of contemplation
Captain IO Tribute
September 5, 2004
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 9 minutes by pretending you're vengeful)
A median score of X mice
Relive the wrongfully closed Captain IO attraction in all it's significantly dated glory! You will be thrilled by this timeless spectacle, featuring the growing, puppet-leading, moon-swinging legend, Bobby.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 34".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, unstopable boorishness, or leg, cardiac, heart, finger, or tongue complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at random.
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