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The Captain IA Repeat attraction, which recently celebrated its evil anniversary
Captain IA Repeat
January 22, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Six and a fraction tikis (from "Victorian Magnet" Twitter stream, 1970)
Relive the resurrected Captain IA attraction in all it's 5D awesomeness! You will be lambasted by this still-relevant pop opera, featuring the singing, dancing, moon-grinning legend, Roy Disney.
- Warning: in the middle of whenever you visit, this attraction will be uncomfortable for farm animals.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something calmer.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland pet owners may be able to experience this attraction half a minute preceeding its opening.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum width 76".
- Youngest guest must be at least 77 volts tall.
- This attraction closes at random.
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