Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Captain Fantastic Tribute attraction, blandly Googling in the afternoon park light
Captain Fantastic Tribute
January 23, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Relive the resurrected Captain Fantastic attraction in all it's grainy awesomeness! You will be deafened by this frankly just okay travesty, featuring the crooning, mildly acting, earth-walking legend, Sallah.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum height 39".
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from valuable clothing or familial, intestinal, lycanthropic, blood, stomach, or kidney problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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