Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Captain EU Tribute attraction as seen from the top of the college
Captain EU Tribute
February 21, 1974
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Relive the olde-timey Captain EU attraction in all it's grainy malevolence! You will be deafened by this timeless musical tribute, featuring the innovating, dancing, moon-tracking legend, John Wayne.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be full of goths.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 34".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from blinding shoes, projectile-vomiting propensity, or kidney problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Attraction is closed for a private event from June 17 through November 16.
- Historians have written a massive journal in which is listed the backstory of all the cast members who have worked on this attraction.
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