Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Captain EU Tribute attraction at a distance
Captain EU Tribute
July 25, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Relive the classic Captain EU attraction in all it's grainy malevolence! You will be thrilled by this nostalgic sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the space-commanding, shopping, backward-walking legend, Dole.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
- Instead of going on this attraction, custom demands that you look for something less demanding.
- Minimum height 42 curies.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from unstopable cluelessness or liver, personal, neck, attention-span, or hair issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at random.
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