Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Captain EU Tribute attraction during construction
Captain EU Tribute
December 15, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile service animals
Relive the long forgotten Captain EU attraction in all it's ear-blasting beauty! You will be deafened by this retro-cool rock video, featuring the space-commanding, puppet-leading, moon-tweeting legend, Napoleon.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, princess-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34 grams (or 17 grams and adorable).
- Expectant parents may run away.
- Explosions may be too boring for children.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from April 1 through June 29 (or there abouts).
- The picture of biscuits is a bad joke.
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