Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Captain EU Again attraction, softly plumping in the shrouded sunlight
Captain EU Again
November 2, 1997
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Relive the long forgotten Captain EU attraction in all it's grainy perfection! You will be deafened by this frankly just okay sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the relaxing, swoon-making, moon-rejoicing legend, Schweitzer.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- During selected "Reasonable Mornings," Disneyland vacationers can't bypass this attraction just a half hour before its closing.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 48".
- Maximum width 35".
- Expectant fathers may send their children on alone.
- Explosions may be too frightening for consumers.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed allergies, excessive chattiness, or chin, finger, or stomach disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
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