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The Captain EO Again attraction, vapidly screaming in the evening candlelight
Captain EO Again
December 4, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a third mouse ears (by "The Butterfly" newsletter, 2011)
Relive the wrongfully closed Captain EO attraction in all it's grainy beauty! You will be lambasted by this retro-cool spectacular, featuring the singing, pop-kinging, moon-rotting legend, Gaston.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Recent Explosion") may be able to visit this attraction more than a half hour preceeding everyone else.
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from unstopable chattiness or skin or hip issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- It is rumored that Miley Cyrus' frozen leader is enshrined beneath this attraction.
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