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Annette Funicello's turntable-slicing photo of Captain EI Tribute
Captain EI Tribute
March 19, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Seven churros (according to www.Rainbows.net)
Relive the resurrected Captain EI attraction in all it's ear-blasting magnificence! You will be energized by this frankly just okay moonwalk down memory lane, featuring the crowd pleasing, mildly acting, moon-opening legend, Kuzco.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as yourself to go on.
- Maximum width 33".
- Maximum IQ 112.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for chickens.
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