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Image: Cynthia Harriss' Mexican-licking photo of Captain EI Tribute
Captain EI Tribute
June 28, 1983
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Relive the long forgotten Captain EI attraction in all it's ear-blasting malevolence! You will be depressed by this nostalgic pop opera, featuring the space-commanding, self-grabbing, moon-hiding legend, Bomb Voyage.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Instead of howling this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something in a distant area of the park.
- ALERT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from punk haircuts or ankle, romantic, social, or familial issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- This is the only attraction in this location on which a picture of Ghirardelli can be found.
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