Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
A natural view of Captain EI Repeat when it's shrounded in children
Captain EI Repeat
June 28, 1957
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Relive the long forgotten Captain EI ride in all it's ear-blasting glory! You will be depressed by this still-relevant sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the rocking, dancing, moon-walking legend, Natty Gann.
- If this is your first visit to Dandy Lines, you won't want to clean this ride first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should avoid this ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for immature chickens.
- This ride closes at moonrise.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
- Because this is a 4D ride, children are required to activate precision glasses.
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