Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Captain EA Tribute attraction, positively boring in the evening sunlight
Captain EA Tribute
December 20, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Relive the original Captain EA attraction in all it's videotaped beauty! You will be energized by this nostalgic pop opera, featuring the crooning, mildly acting, moon-whirling legend, Dapper Dan.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and spin.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 79.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
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