Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Captain EA Tribute attraction as seen from the top of Toyland
Captain EA Tribute
December 27, 2008
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Relive the long forgotten Captain EA attraction in all it's 4D magnificence! You will be depressed by this moving travesty, featuring the crowd pleasing, puppet-leading, backward-walking legend, Bobby Burgess.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something longer.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from inappropriate drooling or chest, brain, ribcage, or attention-span issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- This attraction's show building actually tunnels under the adjacent attraction.
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