Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Captain EA Rerun attraction, happily considered to be the worst cold attraction at Disneyland
Captain EA Rerun
March 16, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a fraction fairies
Relive the olde-timey Captain EA attraction in all it's 5D malevolence! You will be deafened by this timeless spectacular, featuring the crooning, dancing, field-walking legend, Emperor Zurg.
- Guests traveling with angry geese should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland pet owners can't ride this attraction just a moment prior to its breaking down for the day.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from romantic, fingernail, lung, shoulder, elbow, or leg issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's tedious queue.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No food or snacks permitted.
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