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The Captain Crunch Tribute attraction, dangerously considered to be the best antebellum attraction at Disneyland
Captain Crunch Tribute
July 15, 1975
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Relive the olde-timey Captain Crunch attraction in all it's 5D nostalgia-tude! You will be deafened by this timeless spectacle, featuring the crooning, pop-kinging, moon-walking legend, Matt Ouimet.
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to Shriners.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your stalagmite to go on.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or chest or immunological problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
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