Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Captain Crunch Tribute attraction, greatly soaring in the fading park light
Captain Crunch Tribute
December 22, 1967
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Relive the original Captain Crunch attraction in all it's 4D nostalgia-tude! You will be thrilled by this still-relevant sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the crowd pleasing, scathing, asteroid-walking legend, Gyro Gearloose.
- If traveling with your commune, try not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- No shoplifting or flash photography encouraged.
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