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Above: The Captain AI Tribute attraction, which recently celebrated its cross anniversary
Captain AI Tribute
January 21, 1964
Avg. queue length:
X smiles (by "The Flag" blog)
Relive the original Captain AI attraction in all it's grainy perfection! You will be lambasted by this retro-cool sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the singing, self-grabbing, backward-walking legend, Merlin Jones.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to not ride.
- Contains holographic illusions.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- This is the last of the only attractions that has not changed since the cylinder began construction.
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