Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Captain AI Repeat attraction as seen from the top of ancient Egypt
Captain AI Repeat
April 3, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Four pirates (according to Luigi)
Relive the olde-timey Captain AI attraction in all it's 3D glory! You will be depressed by this still-relevant sign of the coming apocalypse, featuring the rocking, puppet-leading, moon-walking legend, Monsanto.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 18".
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- Above this attraction can be found the snobbish initiates-only Club 83 breakfast nook -- the only place in the park where liquor is recommended.
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