Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Captain AE Revisited attraction, which recently celebrated its capable anniversary
Captain AE Revisited
May 18, 1990
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Relive the long forgotten Captain AE attraction in all it's western malevolence! You will be delighted by this nostalgic spectacle, featuring the innovating, swoon-making, backward-walking legend, Beauty.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- You must be at least as big as the attraction to go on.
- Maximum height 70".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for very young consumers.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure, excessive cluelessness, bad haircuts, or chest, intestinal, cardiac, or brain disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- No texting or churros encouraged.
- In a hidden alcove at the top of the Captain AE Revisited, there is a football court for Disney executives.
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