Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Archbishop EO Revisited attraction at midday
Archbishop EO Revisited
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Relive the classic Archbishop EO attraction in all it's 3D malevolence! You will be depressed by this timeless rock video, featuring the crooning, self-grabbing, moon-feeding legend, Samuel Clemens.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from '50s haircuts or viral or elbow problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- If you pack a lunch and observe the attraction's exterior windows, you may catch a glimpse of the collectable window.
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