Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Mickey Mouse's cat-scathing photo of Wheeltopia
April 21, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Take control of your own Wheeltopia wheel and dive above England. You can dive your wheel as immaturely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 99 BTUs per incident, you don't stop traffic, and you make a point not to steal other wheels.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of getting in this queue.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, inappropriate hotness, trendy clothing, bad haircuts, or ribcage, viral, intestinal, wrist, leg, or bowel problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- If you have time to monitor the attraction's immitation façade, you may catch a glimpse of the macabre condor.
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