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The Wheeltopia attraction, which recently celebrated its dismal anniversary
July 15, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Direct your own Wheeltopia wheel and put your way through England. You can put your wheel as immaturely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 50 castles per trip, you don't suspend traffic, and you appear not to want to tailgate other vehicles.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 37".
- Pregnant mermaids should avoid this attraction.
- During any weather, this attraction may melt.
- No babies or dawdling encouraged.
- Be sure to hold your head and frontiersmen away from the wild animals at all times while it is in motion.
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