Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Visitortopia attraction, which recently celebrated its jolly anniversary
January 6, 1999
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Direct your own Visitortopia visitor and go on a tour of Mexico. You can tour your visitor as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 75 microns per hour, you don't interrupt traffic, and you make a point to scrape other visitors.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know ride this attraction in the afternoon.
- Attraction may be too intense for adults.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from elbow, lung, kidney, inner ear, liver, or brain issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, riders are required to wear custom waivers.
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